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Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:26 am

Hmmmm...maybe I should change my views on Republicans...

Really! Talk about "Executive privledge"!! Shocked

I didn't realize that Mr.Cheney has so much in common with Long Dong Silver ...

Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:23 am

Happy belated birthday Gina

Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:20 am

Bungholio, I think you are the only one who misses the urine threads.
Yeah, don't make them sound as interesting as The (save it for Jerry Springer) Monologues. It's just a bunch of young punks and their toilet humor. :sa ...

Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:41 pm

Happy Happy

Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:30 am

Jimmy Carter Very Happy

Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:28 am

The presidential election is this Tuesday.
Get out there and vote!!
I'm voting for John Kerry.

Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:51 am

I'm glad I've never been with one like that!
You're lucky Ginamonster. My men have always had an unnatural interest in ESPN and Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:48 am

You can't be worse than the Jackson family

Actually, bung is a little like Tito and McKenzie is a lot like Latoya

That's too much information.

Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:37 am

I suppose you could find one if you really wanted to...
Yeah, just open up a beer and set it next to an eazy-boy recliner and they come out of the woodwork.

Wed Jul 21, 2004 7:09 am

Sausage or whatnot.
Yeah, it's the whatnot that usually causes trouble.

Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:58 am

I do believe you are correct, but in my neighborhood, they won't haul you in on a threat unless the person with the threatening behavior has the means to carry through. For example, they tell yo ...

Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:53 am

Well, I had a stricter standard for who I would kiss. I was 21. (In fact, I was a virgin until I met my wife, at 27.)
Shocked

Egads! I barely made it past 14! You must have the discipline of a mo ...

Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:40 am

And eating a magotty steak from the garbage isn't as bad as eating a turd sandwich.
You've tried this taste test?

Thu Jun 24, 2004 10:34 pm

Porn is degrading to women and if you're into it you are very sick and will go to hell.
Porn aint the worst way to make a living in theory. It would be worse to be an underwater welder.

Thu Jun 24, 2004 11:12 am

That's a matter of opinion. I see nothing wrong with his recent music.
Why is he "creepy"?
I don't think he's any creepier than Madonna, Prince, Ozzy Osbourne, Marylin Manson or Celine Dion. Confused

H ...

Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:33 pm

Does Dat play himself?

Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:31 pm

I can't believe they keep chopping peoples heads off over there. I don't think I'll ever go over there Shocked

Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:29 pm

I finally heard the William Hung record called "Inspiration" and it really isn't very good for a major release. I wonder what he will do once the party is over.
I disagree. I think this is only the s ...

Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:27 pm

Dat is far sexier than William H. Macy.

Sat Jun 19, 2004 11:25 pm

Hi everyone! I found out about DPO through the IRC. I found them on accident. You guys seem much cooler